1. valientemierda:

    My cat’s breath smells like cat food


  2. lego-stories:

    Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

    No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!


  3. lego-stories:

    A Night Watchman breaking up a fight between a dwarf and a troll. Just another day in Ankh Morpork.


  4. "Think of the augmented matrix as a murder weapon."
    — Linear algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

  5. (Source: about-hortense)


  6. about-hortense:

    Fai pure!


  7. OITNB Scenes (Via emmapayn7)

    (Source: lsiulk)


  8. spacetravelco:

    Physics prints by Justin VanGenderen

    Available here & here.


  9. nottibianche:

    - Do you see that girl?
    - What about her?
    - Stephen is going to make her fall in love with him. Using only Einstein’s theory of relativity.
    - Excuse me, have you got the time, please? I make it half past seven. What time do you make it?
    - You already know the time.
    - I know my time.
    - Are you trying to be funny?
    - Time’s not a universal quantity. We used to think that it was, we used to think that it was just there, marching on at the same pace for everyone everywhere, like a railway track that stretched to infinity. Time was eternal. Now we know that it isn’t.
    - Wow…
    - You have to know this is incredibly important. Time’s not a background thing it’s not an absolute, it can switch, everything else is measured. It’d dynamic.
    - Dynamic?
    - Active.
    - Active?
    - Wonderful. If you were to travel East very very quickly…
    - Out of sight, to the far East?
    - The far far East.
    - Oh completely out of sight.
    - Yes, completely out of sight. And I stayed here your time would slow down relative to mine.
    - Like I’d get really really slow…
    - If you went very very fast.
    - If I went very very fast, I’d get really really slow?
    - Your time would, relative to mine.
    - Oh, it’s really out of sight.
    - Time’s very important.



  10. Gina Carano and Michael Fassbender: first date

    (Source: intersectdisconnect)